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Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States
Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -
Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)
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