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Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States
Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States
Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
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