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About ThePaperDragon : Hmm, my name is Aspasia, I love playing CoD. I TRY to follow my religion, but I am not, by any means, perfect. I'm semi athletic and enjoy poetry. I'm trilingual and in the process of learning a fourth language. My favorite music is rap, esp. those of the late Mr. Shakur. If you want to know anything else, just message me. ;) Oh, and I also LOVE origami, hence my name ThePaperDragon, a model completely of my own creation.
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Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML
Thursday 28 November 2013