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ThePaperDragonThePaperDragon
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6258
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ThePaperDragon : Hmm, my name is Aspasia, I love playing Minecraft. I am semi athletic and enjoy poetry. I'm trilingual and in the process of learning a fourth language. I love running, traveling, and exploring the forest near my house. I love meeting new people! Thus, If you would like to know anything else, or simply would like to chat, just message me. Oh, and I also LOVE origami, hence my name ThePaperDragon, a model completely of my own creation.

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Visits<b>srinathmatti</b> - 4 hours ago<b>Laxinitup</b> - 17 hours ago<b>swharley</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:26am<b>f36k</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 6:35am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:37am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:01am<b>cdedale</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:00pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 9:53pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:31am<b>pratikp03</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:49pm<b>bigmike3000</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:47pm<b>nightwoman</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:42pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:16am<b>marianajade</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 8:04am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:14am<b>tophilis</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:50pm<b>toxicLover28</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:09pm

Fucked!<b>dk1991</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:53am<b>rylaii</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:32am<b>swharley</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 1:08pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 2:13am<b>Mauer_jon</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:16pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:38am<b>esemexicano</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:23pm<b>wayrpowe3</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:42pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 10:01pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:29am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:36am<b>arasx0</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:41am<b>LeBandit</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:29pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 6:14am<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 4:31am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 4:28am<b>zjay</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:40am<b>pankechq</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 9:10pm

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ThePaperDragon's favorite FMLs

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24143) - you deserved it (6918)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

#21408482
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25742) - you deserved it (1969)

On 05/11/2015 at 4:54pm - work - by Becky (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

#21407745
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30505) - you deserved it (5410)

On 05/10/2015 at 11:35am - intimacy - by YouDontSay (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

#21404798
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15773) - you deserved it (26850)

On 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm - work - by Jobless in Seattle - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

#21404700
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14643) - you deserved it (24819)

On 05/04/2015 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

#21403907
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29443) - you deserved it (2251)

On 05/03/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by umyuck - United States (Virginia)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31114) - you deserved it (4346)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25823) - you deserved it (22582)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML

#21399154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25034) - you deserved it (7704)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm - misc - by Bullet4MyChemaMo - Ireland (Cork)

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Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37068) - you deserved it (2445)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

#21399022
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (1756)

On 04/24/2015 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML

#21398912
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23836) - you deserved it (10689)

On 04/24/2015 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Sexless from Texas - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28269) - you deserved it (3678)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)



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