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About ThePaperDragon : Hmm, my name is Aspasia, I love playing Minecraft. I TRY to follow my religion, but I am not, by any means, perfect. I am semi athletic and enjoy poetry. I'm trilingual and in the process of learning a fourth language. I love running, traveling, and exploring the forest near my house. If you want to know anything else, just message me. ;) Oh, and I also LOVE origami, hence my name ThePaperDragon, a model completely of my own creation.
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Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
Friday 18 July 2014