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ThePaperDragon

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ThePaperDragon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3596
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ThePaperDragon : Hmm, my name is Aspasia, I love playing Minecraft. I TRY to follow my religion, but I am not, by any means, perfect. I am semi athletic and enjoy poetry. I'm trilingual and in the process of learning a fourth language. I love running, traveling, and exploring the forest near my house. If you want to know anything else, just message me. ;) Oh, and I also LOVE origami, hence my name ThePaperDragon, a model completely of my own creation.

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ThePaperDragon's favorite FMLs

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

#21217892
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28339) - you deserved it (2678)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24945) - you deserved it (8155)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39042) - you deserved it (34190)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24995) - you deserved it (20479)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

#21216856
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33021) - you deserved it (4125)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:46pm - misc - by Oldhouse (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42590) - you deserved it (5877)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21048) - you deserved it (26533)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

#19212153
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25184) - you deserved it (3641)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22984) - you deserved it (1891)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25935) - you deserved it (3404)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25935) - you deserved it (3404)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23115) - you deserved it (2588)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21840) - you deserved it (6556)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13768) - you deserved it (32311)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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