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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TheOnlyKittyKat : Hey! I'm Kat :) I'm bad at these things. I'll try (key word: try) to keep this short, so as not to bore you. I cook, write, and play piano (too bad I have a shit voice :P).
Books (hard covers rule, E-Books can suck a bag of dicks)
Movies (horrors especially)
Playing piano/singing
The smell of wet pavement
The sound of paws on hard wood floor
Being an asshole
Doing girly things in private
Eyes (not to be a creeper or anything...)
The word "ethereal"

Wearing makeup (just me)
Bouts of insomnia
Duck faces
Special Snowflakes (aka I'm not like other girls/boys, "I'm such a weirdo", etc.)
Text language (emoticons are the exception :D)
"OMG lol dis is FML nt grammer skool"

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Visits<b>KitchKraft</b> - 12 hours ago<b>chivadz</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 3:37am<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:39pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:32pm<b>pipefitter69</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 1:25pm<b>MrCrazytown</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:39pm<b>NeyNeyDaDa</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:36pm<b>thecman25</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 11:05pm<b>KyngJulian</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 1:04am<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 5:26pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 3:32pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 7:38am<b>Abbbiiieeeeeeeee</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 12:20pm<b>Rozza17</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 2:49am<b>K_kanaka</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 2:25am<b>SexyQueen0905</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 7:47am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 7:56am<b>JosephAnders</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 3:29pm

Liked!<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 4:32am<b>Rozza17</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 8:49am<b>celestegagne</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 3:51am<b>Rainhawk94</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 7:11am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 1:20am<b>KatNipped</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 4:16am<b>justawallflower</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 3:40am

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Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (31169) - you deserved it (14771)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I Was Taking Some Clean Bedsheets Down From The Top Of The Wardrobe. As I Pulld The Top Sheet Down... A Cat Jumpd Onto My Face... Claws And All... Before Falling To The Floor And Running Away. Thing Is... I Don't Own A Cat And I Have No Idea Where In The House It Has Hidden Now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42846) - you deserved it (2771)

On 11/27/2013 at 2:08am - animals - by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - United States

Today, I was searched an questioned at the arport fir having an apple !! FML


I agree, your life sucks (38735) - you deserved it (4338)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, parants kickad ma out of tha housa bacausa thay wara having a party. Thay gava ma twanty bucks to go saa a movia. Wall, tha movia andad pratty quick, but tha trauma of saaing parants in a swingars' orgy will taka soma tima gatting ovar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67260) - you deserved it (5592)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, at the age of 57, mah dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (3937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

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