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About TheOnlyKittyKat : Hey! I'm Kat :) I'm bad at these things. I'll try (key word: try) to keep this short, so as not to bore you. I cook, write, and play piano (too bad I have a shit voice :P).
Books (hard covers rule, E-Books can suck a bag of dicks)
Movies (horrors especially)
The smell of wet pavement
The sound of paws on hard wood floor
Being an asshole
Doing girly things in private
Eyes (not to be a creeper or anything...)
The word "ethereal"
Wearing makeup (just me)
Bouts of insomnia
Special Snowflakes (aka I'm not like other girls/boys, "I'm such a weirdo", etc.)
Text language (emoticons are the exception :D)
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Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML
Today... I Was Taking Some Clean Bedsheets Down From The Top Of The Wardrobe. As I Pulld The Top Sheet Down... A Cat Jumpd Onto My Face... Claws And All... Before Falling To The Floor And Running Away. Thing Is... I Don't Own A Cat And I Have No Idea Where In The House It Has Hidden Now. FML
Today, parants kickad ma out of tha housa bacausa thay wara having a party. Thay gava ma twanty bucks to go saa a movia. Wall, tha movia andad pratty quick, but tha trauma of saaing parants in a swingars' orgy will taka soma tima gatting ovar. FML
Today, as I was waiting fir girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who lookd a lot like her. I ran towards her, arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I was out apartment unting wit ma boyfriend. We visited a marvelou place tat ticked all te boxes on our requirement cecklist, but ma boyfriend was unentused. Tere was just one small detail tat I adn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombie attack.
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically sereching fir my cell phone. He was curious as to wat I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followd by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey your on yur phone talking to me." FML
TODAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. IT WAS JUST ME AND HER. THING BEGAN TO GET HEATED, AND WE STARTED DOING IT ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH. NEAR THE END OF IT I DECIDED TOHISPER IN HER EAR, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" I HEAR BEHIND ME, "I AM." FML
Today, it's ma birtday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from ma wife . Awesome rigt? It's te same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay . Tat jerk was ma wife, using ma credit card . FML
yesterday I was at the mall blasting music . I was wereing a nice shrt, an had my iPod in my breast pocket . I noticed a cute grl smiling at me, so I smiled back an as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling . It looked lyk I was rubbing my nipple . FML
Friday 27 March 2015