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TheOnlyKittyKat
  • Town/Country : Fuhgeddaboudit, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About TheOnlyKittyKat : Hey! I'm Kat :) I'm bad at these things. I'll try (key word: try) to keep this short, so as not to bore you. I cook, write, and play piano (too bad I have a shit voice :P).
Likes:
Food/Wines/Cooking
Music
Books (hard covers rule, E-Books can suck a bag of dicks)
Movies (horrors especially)
Cursing
Playing piano/singing
Learning
The smell of wet pavement
Honeysuckles
The sound of paws on hard wood floor
Being an asshole
Doing girly things in private
Eyes (not to be a creeper or anything...)
The word "ethereal"

Dislikes:
Wearing makeup (just me)
Bouts of insomnia
Stupidity
Duck faces
Special Snowflakes (aka I'm not like other girls/boys, "I'm such a weirdo", etc.)
Text language (emoticons are the exception :D)
"OMG lol dis is FML nt grammer skool"

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TheOnlyKittyKat's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28836) - you deserved it (13483)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

#20972130
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39190) - you deserved it (2296)

On 11/27/2013 at 2:08am - animals - by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - United States

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

#20971832
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36767) - you deserved it (4117)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

#20969815
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60866) - you deserved it (4212)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

#20120590
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18899) - you deserved it (3432) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)



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