About Theonlykittykat
Hey! I'm Kat :) I'm bad at these things. I'll try (key word: try) to keep this short, so as not to bore you. I cook, write, and play piano (too bad I have a shit voice :P). Likes: Food/Wines/Cooking Music Books (hard covers rule, E-Books can suck a bag of dicks) Movies (horrors especially) Cursing Playing piano/singing Learning The smell of wet pavement Honeysuckles The sound of paws on hard wood floor Being an asshole Doing girly things in private Eyes (not to be a creeper or anything...) The word "ethereal" Dislikes: Wearing makeup (just me) Bouts of insomnia Stupidity Duck faces Special Snowflakes (aka I'm not like other girls/boys, "I'm such a weirdo", etc.) Text language (emoticons are the exception :D) "OMG lol dis is FML nt grammer skool" Cool. You actually read through. Congrats :D You have an attention span higher than a 10-year-old's!
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Theonlykittykat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

By zero_minded12 - / Thursday 21 May 2009 03:08 / United States
By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat / Wednesday 27 November 2013 07:08 / United States
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 02:39 / United States - Bakersfield
By why god / Monday 25 November 2013 06:16 / United States - Huntington Park

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 October 2012 05:18 / France - Saint-renan