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About TheNewGuy03 : http://rearnakedjoke.net/
That is my Tumblr site. I take pictures, draw things, and write. If you're interested in those sorts of things, then feel free to examine it.
I enjoy many things, especially video games and sarcasm. My thoughts are a bit complex, and I often have a bit of trouble expressing them. I'm sure it shows in my comments.
I'm not hard to talk to, so if you have any questions, drop me a line. You'll either hate me or hate me with a passion.
I've been here too long.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Friday 6 December 2013