About TheNewGuy03 : http://rearnakedjoke.net/
That is my Tumblr site. I take pictures, draw things, and write. If you're interested in those sorts of things, then feel free to examine it.
I enjoy many things, especially video games and sarcasm. My thoughts are a bit complex, and I often have a bit of trouble expressing them. I'm sure it shows in my comments.
I'm not hard to talk to, so if you have any questions, drop me a line. You'll either hate me or hate me with a passion.
I've been here too long.
|the kid|
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States
Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by jonh_215 - United States
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States
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