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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 February 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 644
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

#18123413
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35877) - you deserved it (5007)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

#17919835
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11183) - you deserved it (30602)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41808) - you deserved it (6356)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41808) - you deserved it (6356)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
708 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18242) - you deserved it (93402)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37463) - you deserved it (23375)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (57931)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

#14879534
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9657) - you deserved it (39452)

On 02/07/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

#14175319
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (11748)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (2449)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9936) - you deserved it (43800)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was at work, I heard one of my employees laughing on the phone. I told him to shut up and get back to work. Turns out he was actually crying because his father had just died. FML

#12251529
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9223) - you deserved it (56221)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:34pm - work - by bloodymatzaball - United States

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10425) - you deserved it (47563)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

#6966351
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (2381)

On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

#6301645
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10454) - you deserved it (36920)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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