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TheMathMajor

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 March 1991 (24 years)
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TheMathMajor's favorite FMLs

Today, My Neighbor Threatened To Call The Cops If I Didn't Turn The Volume Down On My Porno . I Was Only Watching Women's Tennis . FML

#21157299
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (4916)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

TODAY, I SAW A CUTE GUY AN DECIDED TO SAY HI . AS I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, ONE STORY IN PARTICULAR ABOUT A DRUMMER WHO LOOKED LIKE JESUS STUCK OUT IN MY MIND . I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING HI, I BLURTED OUT, "SOME PEOPLE LOOK LIKE JESUS!" AN TOOK OFF . FML

Taday I learned that no matter how much u want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife!! FML

#21073034
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17315) - you deserved it (55073)

On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work , and I noticd my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I trid to make it something else by adding... oh good , now it's a penis and balls. FML

#21072961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34019) - you deserved it (11855)

On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Today in the very middle of the night mah kitten startd rubbing against mah face!! Thinking I saw her face in the darkness I decidd to kiss her before going back to bd!! My lips made contact with her butthole!! FML

#21058991
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48744) - you deserved it (17746)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46429) - you deserved it (8735)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I found a great recipe for dinner and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later I'd forgotten all about it opened my emails saw the subject line and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

#21019190
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46515) - you deserved it (14584)

On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took my car to be repared. The mechanic putted out his hand when he saw me, so I shook it. He just wanted my keys. real FML

#20914766
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34330) - you deserved it (5923)

On 10/10/2013 at 1:22am - misc - by keyshame - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I PRETENDD TO BE DEAF TO A DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN. HE KNEW SIGN LANGUAGE. FML

#20907982
130 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today , I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note , with my number on it , an the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding , I saw her , got up , an passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. real FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54413) - you deserved it (7131)

On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54925) - you deserved it (6353)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered an resulted in several cuts to mah hand. FML

#20788837
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21787) - you deserved it (38073)

On 07/17/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by igotsbadluck - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around an smeared it everywhere. My dog excel at timing. FML

#20770214
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44298) - you deserved it (4220)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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