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TheJasonLi

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TheJasonLi

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TheJasonLi's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

#21503111
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19386) - you deserved it (5476)

On 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm - misc - by sudoku_fiend - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

#20651461
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64410) - you deserved it (4161)

On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

#20086472
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23386) - you deserved it (6171)

On 09/24/2012 at 10:33am - kids - by smashed (man) - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16861) - you deserved it (37230)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13011) - you deserved it (22933)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

#2271670
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53347) - you deserved it (3949)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:14am - work - by EMT_Koulianos (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

#1289647
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45674) - you deserved it (37017)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)



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