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Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

#20086472
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I agree, your life sucks (19706) - you deserved it (5665)

On 09/24/2012 at 10:33am - kids - by smashed (man) - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 11:14am - work - by EMT_Koulianos (man) - United States (Florida)



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