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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1981 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 493
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About TheIllusion : I'm a grammar Nazi at times.
Live with it, whiny child.

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Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

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On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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158 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

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215 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
310 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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261 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was doing the laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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124 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)



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