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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheHaloReachigan : I play hockey, guitar volleyball, and a lot of other stuff. I check FML every night and it usually always makes me laugh. I am not sexist though I make sexist jokes I am a little racist but not really. I have many black friends and uhhhhhhhhhhh........... Oh ya and........ HALO REACH OWNS!!!!!!!

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
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I agree, your life sucks (26186) - you deserved it (2142)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14492) - you deserved it (34413)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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