About TheHaloReachigan : I play hockey, guitar volleyball, and a lot of other stuff. I check FML every night and it usually always makes me laugh. I am not sexist though I make sexist jokes I am a little racist but not really. I have many black friends and uhhhhhhhhhhh........... Oh ya and........ HALO REACH OWNS!!!!!!!
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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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