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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today my dog left a present for me at the top of the stairs. I didn't turn on the lights when I was… Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely… Today, I finished cat sitting for a week. Normally, I would be okay with not getting paid. However,…