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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2771
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheFirstSamurai : I'm too lazy to fill this in right now, but there's a cool picture of a Cowboy Samurai so that should hopefully keep you satisfied.

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Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

#19243126
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21866) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:45pm - misc - by babymine - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30506) - you deserved it (1881)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to ask my mum not to meditate while driving. FML

#19216296
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19352) - you deserved it (1744)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

#19212153
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25240) - you deserved it (3642)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
218 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42358) - you deserved it (3718)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (2001)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (2411)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was greeting customers at work. After saying good morning to one man, he stopped and looked at me from head to toe before smirking and saying, "Mmmm." He then turned around and said, "It's starting." It's only my first day. FML

#18912868
126 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
188 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
171 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
108 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27509) - you deserved it (4640)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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102 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States



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