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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 November 1986 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 831
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheDark12 : I'm a dude who programs games and writes in his spare time. Feel free to add me if you wanna chat.

AIM: TheDark1286

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Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11872) - you deserved it (100066)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I began my job volunteering at an orphanage in Beijing, China, working with 7-year-olds who just started learning english. We played a game where, if you got caught, you had to sing a song. I got caught, so I chose the ABCs. They all knew the song perfectly, I missed 3 letters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8691) - you deserved it (71082)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by BigBallah93 - China (Beijing)

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8537) - you deserved it (57658)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by DMO (man) - United States (Utah)

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