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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 November 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1026
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheDark12 : I'm a dude who programs games and writes in his spare time. Feel free to add me if you wanna chat.

MSN: thedark12@hotmail.com
AIM: TheDark1286

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Today, te subway was extremely crowded and I ended up wit my butt in a man's crotc . I kept trying to inc away or turn a different way, but tere was no room . He could ave turned to face te doors, but didn't . He got an erection . I was on tere wit im for 20 minutes . FML

#5486035
160 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

today I recieved a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilariou to try an fit her fist in her mouth . She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out . real FML

#3907328
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40111) - you deserved it (3258)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:10pm - health - by KnuckleSandwich (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going to propose to my grlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountain all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

#3904309
131 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 11:43am - love - by good_job_john (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Yesterday, I had an important powerpoint presentation fir ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during mah lunch break, mah boyfriend IMed me on mah mac saying "Feeling so horny right now, come home fir a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

#3899297
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35877) - you deserved it (9533)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:07am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day during some previews before te new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up an led te audience in an entusiastic an rater successful cant ( H-A-R-R-Y! ). Minutes lateren I attempted to do te same ting, I was pelted wit alf-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, an booing. FML

#3897679
206 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 1:54am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be k to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

#3882567
92 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States

Today... I Was Walking To Worken I Saw An Empty Pop Can. Angry Atoever Left It... I Kicked It Out Of Te Way. Turns Out It Wasn't Empty; It Was Filled Wit Ornets. I Ad To Run 2km To Workile Bieng Attacked By A Giant Swarm Of Wasps. FML

#3878606
113 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 10:14am - animals - by Isabelle18 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear endd and mah car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployd mah arbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits yur face at a high rate of sped. FML

#3875219
136 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - health - by coffeeburns (man) - United States

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I proudly informd boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6!! He broke up with me 4 "not listening to what he wantd" and "being an overachiever"!! FML

#3861516
376 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by overachiever - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated drectly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entre audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML

#3859879
53 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 4:10pm - work - by justdoingmyjob (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With mah friends in the back seat. FML

#3856555
108 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me wat I thought of Rhode Island bieng voted 4 the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
74 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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