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About TheCoNofGamer : Greetings, I'm CoNN. All I do is dick around on my computer. I'm 16 years old HERP DERP.
I'm not a grammar Nazi nor do I hate them, but don't come crying to me about 'me using improper grammar' ... we get it you can write a comment with no errors. Congrats!
On FML with computer by day, on FML with iPod by night.
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Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
Friday 17 October 2014