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TheChelseaSays
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3249
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About TheChelseaSays : I am a Christian! Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Always keep an OPEN MIND and a compassionate heart... Oh and honesty is the BEST policy! I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious. I also love receiving messages so........message me!

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Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89087)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting lyk an owl. FML

#18346239
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22284) - you deserved it (2138)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced... and looool that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhmhat? big fat FML

#18324369
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29305) - you deserved it (4554)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

I sat on tha toilat and fall off as tha brokan toilat saat slid off. As I fall, I grabbd tha light cord in an affort to stop mysalf, and pulld it out of tha cailing. Now I can't usa tha toilat, and hava to showar in tha dark. raal FML

#18208343
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23114) - you deserved it (5450)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:16am - misc - by Sack - United Kingdom

today I complatad tha arduous, naarly hour-long procass of answaring tha aHarmony dating quastionnaira, only to ba told mah answars wara too "uniqua" 4 tham to match ma with anyona. I had chosan "tha world" as mah distanca ranga. FML

#18138545
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34129) - you deserved it (5275)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

today mah girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60064) - you deserved it (4791)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today,hile on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needd to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figurd I could get away with muting the phonehile on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11931) - you deserved it (41235)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents . Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, ( You never told us you were a lesbian, honey . ) FML

#18041675
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20391) - you deserved it (33758)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I went into a public bathroom and walkd in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wipd properly. FML

#17541030
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31577) - you deserved it (2510)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally got over the knee injury that has been holding back mah military application fir 6 months. They sent me to the optometrist, who said mah eyes were too bad fir service. FML

#17503246
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28222) - you deserved it (2729)

On 08/17/2011 at 8:23pm - health - by sadface (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I went bowling with mah parents. This cute guy works there an he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17.

#17351481
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40915) - you deserved it (3094)

On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today , at a family reunion , ma dad announcd to everyone tat I'd finally startd ma menstrual cycle. My grandmoter startd sobbing ysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40187) - you deserved it (2767)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl trid to open mah stall. It was lockd, so she slid under the door and trid to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42043) - you deserved it (3577)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I searchd frantically 4 mah glasses 4 ages. After giving up, I realisd I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time an niether mah mother nor mah father told me cuz "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14800) - you deserved it (43384)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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