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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About TheChelseaSays : I am a Christian! Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Always keep an OPEN MIND and a compassionate heart... Oh and honesty is the BEST policy! I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious. I also love receiving messages so........message me!

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Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26963) - you deserved it (1984)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31142) - you deserved it (6333)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36700) - you deserved it (3833)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10599) - you deserved it (61217)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12627) - you deserved it (93529)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24784) - you deserved it (2319)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML


I agree, your life sucks (32104) - you deserved it (4882)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25146) - you deserved it (5734)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:16am - misc - by Sack - United Kingdom

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37090) - you deserved it (5541)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62683) - you deserved it (5021)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12509) - you deserved it (42358)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (35681)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33189) - you deserved it (2626)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally got over the knee injury that has been holding back my military application for 6 months. They sent me to the optometrist, who said my eyes were too bad for service. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30223) - you deserved it (2894)

On 08/17/2011 at 8:23pm - health - by sadface (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42329) - you deserved it (3212)

On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

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