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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (23 years)
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About TheChelseaSays : I am a Christian! Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Always keep an OPEN MIND and a compassionate heart... Oh and honesty is the BEST policy! I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious. I also love receiving messages so........message me!

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Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28106) - you deserved it (6456)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18382) - you deserved it (8649)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38031) - you deserved it (3628)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28884) - you deserved it (3088)

On 08/20/2012 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by majorlyturnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27036) - you deserved it (2744)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot, when I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad, who angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughingstock of my social circle. FML

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31345) - you deserved it (1982)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML


I agree, your life sucks (10089) - you deserved it (30742)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30385) - you deserved it (3350)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35814) - you deserved it (4458)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (3097)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22698) - you deserved it (4791)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30283) - you deserved it (2925)

On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41357) - you deserved it (3860)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

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