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Taday I was alone in mah friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in mah head all day so I decidd to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I hered a noise outside an saw mah friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

#2767851
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21577) - you deserved it (56476)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day it was my girlfriend's birthday!! To surprise her I told her that I was going away on business and could not be there on her birthday!! When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake she opens the door in her underwear beside a man in his boxers!! She was surprised!! big fat FML

#2754553
215 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by SURPRISE (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I was late to work and couldn't get gas tank open. Panicking... I askd te only person around to elp meo append to be a very large man. He was able to open it 4 me and seemd really nice. Tat is until e pulld out a knife and robbd me. real FML

#2752400
73 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . I work 4 a company that sells a leading brand of condoms . They give away free condoms to employees at the office . I haven't gotten laid since I began working here . real FML

#2745458
126 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 3:39pm - work - by IronMonkey (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I mat my cousin aftar two yaars . Sha got raally tall and skinny, lika a modal . I jokd saying, "You'va grown and gottan slim, and I'va stayd tha sama and hava gottan fat." I axpactd soma sort of disagraamant . Instaad, sha lookd ma up and down, frownd, and gava ma a long, sympathatic hug . FML

#2736188
122 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I was playing piano 4 a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turns to me an scream at me to stop. I had turned the page an had begun to play "Let's call the whole thing off." FML

#2730448
81 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 8:14pm - work - by Chipper (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing piano 4 a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turns to me an scream at me to stop. I had turned the page an had begun to play "Let's call the whole thing off." FML

#2730448
81 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 8:14pm - work - by Chipper (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD JUST GOTTEN A MILKSHAKE WITH SOME FRIENDS. WE WERE ABOUT TO DRIVE PAST MY EX'S HOUSE, SO I THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW THE MILKSHAKE IN HIS YARD. TURNS OUT, IF YOU'RE GOING 50MPH AND TRY TO THROW A SHAKE OUT THE WINDOW, IT COMES RIGHT BACK AT YOU. FML

#2719263
222 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to tell a grl I liked she couldn't sleep over cuz I live with mah parents. I'm 24. big fat FML

#2711577
137 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)

I cummed ome and found my desk devoid of all paper . Turned out my mom dropped by and wanted to surprise me by cleaning up my work area . Se trew away over 7 monts wort of rreplaceable original sketces, notes and storylines, tinking tey were wortless . My job is a full-time artist . FML

#2701716
208 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 8:17pm - work - by Kilika (man) - United States (California)

2day I walkd to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy askd me for change an I lid an said I had no money. On my way back... Strawberry Frappuccino in hand... the same guy recognizd me. He followd me for 3 blocks... swearing an yelling at me. FML

#2695663
448 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Jebus (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was watching a TV show looool about people with shopping addictions. One grl was $15,000 in debt an I thought how horrible it would be to live with that. Then I realized that I'm in medical school an currently $135,000 in debt. At least they have something to show fir there debt. FML

#2691460
230 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 1:54pm - money - by DebtedToSociety (man) - United States (Michigan)

Taday mah crush was walking up to me an I puttd mah earphone in... playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out an say... "Oh... I didn't see you there!" His response... "They're not connectd to anything..." holds up the end of mah earphone an walks away. FML

#2687233
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10879) - you deserved it (120363)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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