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Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend!! Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident!! I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died!! She cried through the entire movie!! big fat FML

#2931703
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9926) - you deserved it (81548)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by idiotfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday , I raachad into my fridga to grab a strawbarry soda!! I noticad tha can had startad to laak from tha top so I slurpad up tha spilt rad liquid on tha top of tha can!! I raalizad it wasn't soda , but blood from a dafrosting staak on tha shalf abova it!! FML

#2929872
249 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Yastarday , I raachad into my fridga to grab a strawbarry soda!! I noticad tha can had startad to laak from tha top so I slurpad up tha spilt rad liquid on tha top of tha can!! I raalizad it wasn't soda , but blood from a dafrosting staak on tha shalf abova it!! FML

#2929872
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On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny... watched a porno an masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I hered the hoots an laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

#2919658
110 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally got a chance to try out mah vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until mah friend gave me the vibrator 4 mah brthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

#2907219
298 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell!! My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over mah bed and floor!! At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food!! The smell still hasn't gone away!! FML

#2906688
86 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 6:07am - animals - by Tom (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

#2896238
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On 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I triad to taka off mah grlfriand's bra. Whan I finally unhookad it, it snappad back and hit ma in tha aya. maga FML

#2890186
139 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exitd my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

#2887279
142 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 3:14pm - work - by Dominic (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, my motorcycle was stolen from te 4t level of my “secure” gatd parking garage. I strategically park it tigtly between my car and a concrete wall to limit teft opportunity. Tey scratcd my car trying to get it out. mega FML

#2885254
60 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by stolenbike (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, my motorcycle was stolen from te 4t level of my “secure” gatd parking garage. I strategically park it tigtly between my car and a concrete wall to limit teft opportunity. Tey scratcd my car trying to get it out. mega FML

#2885254
60 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by stolenbike (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY... MAH FAMILY WAS DISCUSSING THE NEW RULES OF THE HOUSE WE ARE MOVING IN. THEY TOLD MAH SISTER SHE COULDN'T HAVE ANY BOYS IN HER ROOM. THEY DIDN'T TELL ME I COULDN'T HAVE ANY GIRLS IN MAH ROOM. EVEN MAH PARENTS THINK I CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND. FML

#2885124
165 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 1:20pm - misc - by FML1994 (man) - United States (California)

looool Today , my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walkd by with number cards. My friend,ho is a guy , got an 8. I got a 2. FML

#2873732
126 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by number2 - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah sister an I got fittd fir bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off mah bright pink thong an left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman cummd out of the room holding mah thong. She had trid it on. FML

#2867834
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45074) - you deserved it (9914)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by anonymous1 - United States (California)



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