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Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks, were getting touchy, and one thing led to another. Before leaving, I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was, "I don't want to lose such a good friend." FML
by Medication / 10/12/2013 at 11:31am / United States / Intimacy
Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
by (-__- ) ( ^.^) / 10/11/2013 at 5:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by CreamGravy / 10/10/2013 at 11:50pm / Australia / Love
by mathgenius / 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 12:04pm / United States / Love
by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Mike Messenger / 10/05/2013 at 9:51am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
by okaythen / 10/04/2013 at 5:37am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
by EconM / 10/03/2013 at 11:38am / United States / Intimacy
by Sooz / 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by NestHead / 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to pizza hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
by hmmm / 10/01/2013 at 8:32am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
by noweddingforyou / 09/29/2013 at 3:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous