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Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
by hotelbound / 05/20/2013 at 8:37pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML
by harrington61 / 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Intimacy
by Jololol / 05/17/2013 at 5:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML
by Anonymous / 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by need € for new iron / 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
by Redfaced / 05/15/2013 at 12:54pm / United Kingdom (Walsall) / Intimacy
by DrewK / 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by psychopumpkin / 05/13/2013 at 10:16am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Money
by What the fuck, son? / 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Kids
by rachelllynne / 05/09/2013 at 1:44pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Kids
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2013 at 12:30pm / Saudi Arabia (Makkah) / Love
by Screwed Up / 05/09/2013 at 1:30am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…