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yesterdayhile I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of mah car, unzipped, an started pissing on mah windshield!! FML

#21080535
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40691) - you deserved it (3245)

On 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Jehovah God (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player!! They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it!! I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator!! FML

#21080429
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34310) - you deserved it (8314)

On 03/07/2014 at 10:41am - misc - by scaredypants123 - United States

Today, I caugt ma boyfriend stealing money from ma purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe im for te flowers e'll get me on Valentine's Day, ten tried to make me feel guilty by saying teole ting is for "selfis bitces anyway". mega FML

#21055376
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41402) - you deserved it (5061)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I heard sister talking to mom about me.!! !! saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room lyk a Dementor !! I walked in and asked what she meant by that !! My mom replied.!! !! "She means your an asshole." I love you too.!! !! mom !! FML

#21055293
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35206) - you deserved it (6260)

On 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm - misc - by jigglepuff - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was reading FML's brthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckface of the week. FML

#21040870
166 comments

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie . When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie . FML

#21033101
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50779) - you deserved it (7903)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland

Today , mah younger brother askd if he could watch me puttd a tampon in. He's 17. FML

#21029617
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65863) - you deserved it (6242)

On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today... it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before... so I askd my best friend fir advice. She said... "Whatever you do... do not... under any circumstances... be yourself." FML

#21029148
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44887) - you deserved it (5139)

On 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough my mom decided to shout ( Yeah! Like a horse! ) I want to cry. FML

#21028949
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58632) - you deserved it (5204)

On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

#21025946
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53699) - you deserved it (32539)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY... IT WAS MY BRTDAY... SO WAN I WOKA UP... I CAMA DOWNSTAIR YALLING... "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY... IS A BIG BOOTY HOE..." ONLY TO FIND TAT MY FAMILY AD TROWN MA A SURPRISA PARTY. ALL MY GRANDPARANT WARA AT TA BOTTOM OF TA STARS. FML

#21025933
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (39481)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today mom trid giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consistd of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

#21022635
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52593) - you deserved it (4764)

On 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by ReallyMom - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57784) - you deserved it (6977)

On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned that mah new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML

#21021435
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44237) - you deserved it (5762)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - animals - by bird - United States (Michigan)

Today my Frenc wife cose te name of our unborn babby girl. Se wants to call er Fanny and won't cange er mind. real FML

#21015236
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44051) - you deserved it (4947)

On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)



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