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TheBananaTheif
  • Town/Country : Everywhere, Because i\\\\\\\'m a ninja
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 665
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheBananaTheif : Hey. Im trevor. Im 13. I have ADHD. I dance. Im good at it. I have olny started one sentince without the letter \\\\\\\"I\\\\\\\" in front of it. I just spelled only wrong. I can be cool. I love bananas, so my life is dedicated to stealing them. Message me. Kthnxbai.

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Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12314) - you deserved it (47014)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I awoke to my husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back for the past few nights, and have complained of a "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360
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I agree, your life sucks (42731) - you deserved it (6138)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40158) - you deserved it (8434)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56437) - you deserved it (12548)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)



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