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TheBananaTheif
  • Town/Country : Everywhere, Because i\\\\\\\'m a ninja
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 665
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheBananaTheif : Hey. Im trevor. Im 13. I have ADHD. I dance. Im good at it. I have olny started one sentince without the letter \\\\\\\"I\\\\\\\" in front of it. I just spelled only wrong. I can be cool. I love bananas, so my life is dedicated to stealing them. Message me. Kthnxbai.

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Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (4121)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (4121)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML

#16561616
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27623) - you deserved it (2953)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30640) - you deserved it (6099)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43115) - you deserved it (4595)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

#15786221
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8387) - you deserved it (32640)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm - health - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26063) - you deserved it (7204)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML

#14051291
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5750) - you deserved it (28213)

On 12/01/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML

#14021682
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27005) - you deserved it (5505)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

#13968258
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (5980)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (10653)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43592) - you deserved it (16155)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22671) - you deserved it (4484)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

#12969357
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23978) - you deserved it (4914)

On 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm - health - by Chester (Seattle) - United States (Washington)

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

#5393176
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34845) - you deserved it (2004)

On 09/21/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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