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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 803
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheBananaTheif : Hey. Im trevor. Im 13. I have ADHD. I dance. Im good at it. I have olny started one sentince without the letter \\\\\\\"I\\\\\\\" in front of it. I just spelled only wrong. I can be cool. I love bananas, so my life is dedicated to stealing them. Message me. Kthnxbai.

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Today my boss askd if e could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
330 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today my boss askd if e could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (5534)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turnd down for an unpaid internship!! I can't even get people to let me work for free!! mega FML

#16561616
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29246) - you deserved it (3080)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was mistakan 4 a prostituta. Twica. Whila in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35732) - you deserved it (7720)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today it was ma birtday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from teir parents. Mine owever looool bookd me a plot in te local graveyard. big fat FML

#16342840
311 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today , to impress mah friends , I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set mah broken leg. FML

#15786221
149 comments

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On 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm - health - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife orderd a Sundae!! I gave the guy his sundae and realizd I'd forgotten something!! I said, ( One second sir!! Let me grab yur nuts!! ) I realizd wat I said when his wife gave me the death glare!!

#14169295
129 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , ma fencing team took pictures fir te looool yearbook. We were aving individual pictures wit our weapons , and it was ma turn. Wen te potograper told me to pose , I tried to be super cool by quickly putting ma sabre against ma cest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in te eye. FML

#14051291
81 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I Had To Make Up A Boyfriend To Stop Mah Lesbian Roommate Coming Onto Me. FML

#14021682
83 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insistd on fixing it. He calld me outside and said he was done and startd the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

#13968258
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (6316)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the cieling using a broom stick, an held it up there. He told me to hold it an left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I was ambushd by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I Got Circumcisd. After The Surgery, Mah Girlfriend Got Drunk And Textd All Of Her Friends About It. FML

#12969357
148 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm - health - by Chester (Seattle) - United States (Washington)

Today, I parkad mah truck naxt to a rathar larga SUV at school, want to class fir 8 hours straight, cummad back and found mah passangar sida door crumplad fromhara thay had backad out and hit it. Thay laft a nota on mah window that said, ( Sorry about your truck, but I don't hava insuranca. ) FML

#5393176
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38771) - you deserved it (2296)

On 09/21/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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