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TheBadAndGnarly

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2867
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheBadAndGnarly : I like stuff

TheBadAndGnarly's page activity

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Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 1:00am<b>meltingturtle</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 9:26pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:58am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 5:38am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 3:27pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:42pm<b>denaeb123</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 9:50pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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TheBadAndGnarly's favorite FMLs

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

by moxy / 01/24/2011 at 10:00am / Transportation

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm / United States / Love

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 10:29am / United Kingdom (York) / Transportation

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

by anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML

by anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

by Username / 11/06/2010 at 1:18am / France / Kids

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

by Anonymous / 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2010 at 12:29am / United States / Animals

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

by Jesska / 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML

by gleefan116 / 08/27/2010 at 8:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

by ick / 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML

by Anonymous / 07/03/2010 at 12:19am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

by Alpheas / 05/30/2010 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

by nutcracker / 02/23/2010 at 4:28am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Miscellaneous