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TheBadAndGnarly

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TheBadAndGnarly

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1626
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheBadAndGnarly : I like stuff

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TheBadAndGnarly's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

#14130946
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9598) - you deserved it (29718)

On 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (9867)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

#13788956
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7685) - you deserved it (47753)

On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

#13741680
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20565) - you deserved it (23074)

On 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML

#13740826
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25087) - you deserved it (3471)

On 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

#13734047
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24606) - you deserved it (14277)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:18am - kids - by Username - France

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33134) - you deserved it (2338)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

#13386439
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (11773)

On 10/10/2010 at 12:29am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

#12887269
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28531) - you deserved it (6346)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML

#12776865
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27750) - you deserved it (8265)

On 08/27/2010 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by gleefan116 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

#12214891
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7875) - you deserved it (54102)

On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

#10855287
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28030) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/30/2010 at 1:12am - animals - by Alpheas - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5624) - you deserved it (61928)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23210) - you deserved it (4877)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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