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TheBadAndGnarly

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2524
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheBadAndGnarly : I like stuff

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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14833) - you deserved it (45124)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32045) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30769) - you deserved it (8491)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20013) - you deserved it (81783)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

#18061618
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29660) - you deserved it (5822)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:07am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51076) - you deserved it (7739)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28702) - you deserved it (3072)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35181) - you deserved it (3299)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

#17620376
0 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34768) - you deserved it (4342)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

#17488999
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16712) - you deserved it (53430)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38522) - you deserved it (10979)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

#17338822
87 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13875) - you deserved it (60642)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44092) - you deserved it (6620)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)



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