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ThatGoldenBoy
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 February 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20919) - you deserved it (8169)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34874) - you deserved it (2804)

On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5847) - you deserved it (43473)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:42am - love - by DrunkGirl - Sent from mobile version



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