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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1313
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThatGenericGuy : I love this site. I go on it almost as much as I go on my PS3 ( so a lot). I'm new here. Anything else, message me. I'll reply eventually (I go via. iPod).

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29407) - you deserved it (8233)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

#17644028
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28465) - you deserved it (3756)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

#17644028
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28465) - you deserved it (3756)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

#17620376
0 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

#17355077
211 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51023) - you deserved it (4731)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

#14731547
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26458) - you deserved it (5031)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

#13756349
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25447) - you deserved it (2382)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8145) - you deserved it (67941)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML

#11325945
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26362) - you deserved it (11892)

On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
331 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94357) - you deserved it (19951)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33898) - you deserved it (251848)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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