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Tgo19053

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2276
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34415) - you deserved it (5600) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

#17984134
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (6437)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

#17981728
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36216) - you deserved it (2392)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

#17952453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26531) - you deserved it (3421)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

#17933094
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33141) - you deserved it (2709)

On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

#17893570
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35574) - you deserved it (3131)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33679) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (11675)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29017) - you deserved it (3125)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34409) - you deserved it (6217)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13875) - you deserved it (60643)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39215) - you deserved it (10338)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14534) - you deserved it (62121)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40989) - you deserved it (3805)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

#16466098
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34161) - you deserved it (2938)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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