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Today , the guy I'd been talking to online and likd came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I looool woke up later to see that not only had he crashd 4 the night , but he'd curld up in the dog basket. FML

#5740729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (8639)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today , I snuck into my boyfriand's ousa cuz I knaw is parants wouldn't ba tara. Latar , I woka up in a ospital bad cuz is sistar tougt I was a burglar and tasad ma. FML

#5738232
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11454) - you deserved it (38962)

On 10/09/2009 at 11:05am - love - by TasedAndDazed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a ( documentary ). The branch snapped an I fell out of the tree an onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

#5737700
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (9839)

On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

2day I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would looool be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

#5703197
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7283) - you deserved it (48620)

On 10/07/2009 at 1:58pm - misc - by imok (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was mah friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nereby. When I arrivd at his house, his parents said they already startd, so I gered up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumpd from bushes and ambushd me. FML

#5699307
126 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, I was babysitting niece when we decidd to play hide an seek. I went in the shd, an waitd. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see wat was happening. I saw niece had lockd all the doors an was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

#5699135
87 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was stoppd by a cop wile walking down te street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking ow my nigt was going. He ten said, "You know I can't let you do tis. Know tose new jeans you bougt? Te sticker is still on te leg" and drove off. FML

#5677989
83 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by limecat (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I Fainted On Te Sidewalk. Wen I Woke Up , I Was Still Lying On Te Sidewalk , People Were Stepping Over Me An Ma Purse Was Gone. FML

#5676795
100 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by blackedout (woman) - Singapore

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah parents asked if they could borrow mah car. Why? Because they were going to see someone about a Craig's List ad and wanted to look poor. real FML

#5657528
40 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:38am - money - by poorcar (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I woke up after a night of drinking in mah backyard. All I was wearing were mah boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see mah car halfway through mah garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML

#5655970
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12344) - you deserved it (39032)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at mah table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress an the pink pumps he was wearing. mega FML

Today , I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passd her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it , then hurriedly passd it to a hideou girl sitting on her left , who said yes , then huggd me. real FML

#5598991
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35737) - you deserved it (10843)

On 10/02/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by asshole (man) - United States (Oregon)



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