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Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (51553)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon". FML

#6315391
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (2189)

On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon". FML

#6315391
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (2189)

On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

#6299927
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8197) - you deserved it (26745)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19142) - you deserved it (12065)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML

#6274623
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30112) - you deserved it (2010)

On 11/12/2009 at 4:40pm - work - by JBK06262009 (woman) - United States (Washington)



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