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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1414
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Tempest559 : FML's cheer me up. I'm a specialized mechanic. My dog is the world to me. I enjoy the mountains more than the beach. I like to cook, camp, shoot, go to concerts and bla bla bla. I'm tired of listing shit on here already. Also I thought the douchy picture was a funny move. And no more douchy photo because of all the hating. And I brought it back again, let's see how many negative comments I'll get this time.

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Tempest559's favorite FMLs

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (8910)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I watchd a cat pounce on a small bird an rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent looool the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. real FML

#17746159
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (2705)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:20pm - animals - by Twitchy (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML

#17476916
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33006) - you deserved it (20134)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today , I noticed mah hidden porn folder on mah laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with mah teenage daughter , and no one else. FML

#16383481
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15383) - you deserved it (57140)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend stole my pone to call te creepy boy tat follows me around at scool . I wouldn't ave been so botered if se adn't ad pone sex wit im, all wile pretending to be me . He got so into it, e now tinks we're a couple . FML

#15514869
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45944) - you deserved it (5761)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

TODAY, MAH MUM TOLD ME HOW I WAS ONLY HERE BECAUSE MAH DAD COULDN'T PULL OUT IN TIME!! FML

#14671096
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38525) - you deserved it (3196)

On 01/22/2011 at 5:03am - intimacy - by Theaccident (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I found out everyone in my family thought the rd toothbrush was thers... and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush fir months. FML

#14596150
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36633) - you deserved it (7845)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I figured out why mah name is Ashley. In order to tell mah older sister about getting a new little sister, mah parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (2721)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was on the phone with mah boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call yur other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to fine out lyk this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49247) - you deserved it (4110)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I discovarad my stap mom had thrown out my baby blankat bacausa it was an ( ayasora ) . It was an hairloom from my birth mothar an tha only thing I hava laft from har .

#9024995
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49570) - you deserved it (2053)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently , last night after taking my sleeping pill , I went into my mom's room and started spilling secret left and right. Secret about my current crush , the people I've hooked up with , and howhen I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house , I'm really seeing a guy. mega FML

#8916810
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10475) - you deserved it (29808)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)

Today , I found out that me and mah best friend r both pregnant. We live together , and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we r going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decidd to "not get involvd" and move to a different state. FML

#6579311
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18195) - you deserved it (74914)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using mah phone when I received that message. mega FML

#6406630
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43853) - you deserved it (2598)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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