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TehEpicBlack

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TehEpicBlack

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1807
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 48 posted

About TehEpicBlack : Well hello there! It seems you were offended by something I said or liked my picture so much you just had to click on it. I suppose this is where I'm expected to fill this box with a bunch of useless shit about myself that you don't give two fucks about! Since you insist, my name's Mason. I enjoy a wide variety of music, hookah, The Walking Dead, Battlefield, and debating controversial topics. While you're here, you can go ahead and send me a message. I promise I don't bite too hard :p

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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TehEpicBlack's favorite FMLs

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML

#20517185
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24769) - you deserved it (7276)

On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

#20507167
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12963) - you deserved it (40683)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

#20482313
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (2540)

On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

#20468389
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25641) - you deserved it (3567)

On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

#20467584
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48556) - you deserved it (7618)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:20am - intimacy - by tingles (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML

#20465397
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32748) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm - animals - by bull-stuff - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML

#20445879
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22587) - you deserved it (6712)

On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

#20443608
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10552) - you deserved it (39150)

On 01/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

#20441551
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28042) - you deserved it (5485)

On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

#20433852
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45623) - you deserved it (2861)

On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML

#20433657
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30649) - you deserved it (5128)

On 12/31/2012 at 6:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

#20431454
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21330) - you deserved it (41456)

On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

#20430574
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39863) - you deserved it (2459)

On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML

#20199980
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (5332)

On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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