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TehEpicBlack

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TehEpicBlack

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

About TehEpicBlack : Name's Mason. I go by Black Guy. :P
Raised in a small southern town.
No, I'm not an uneducated redneck.
I really don't give a damn if you don't approve of me, I'm not here to impress you.
I have very little faith left in the human race.
I hate people that can't spell for shit. If you can't say it right, then just shut the hell up. No need to make an ass of yourself on the Internet.
I love a good argument. Especially on really controversial topics like gay marriage or abortion.
Music is my life.
I fucking love drum & bass, electro house, and dubstep.
I guess you could say I'm a nerd...
Fuck that. I'm a HUGE nerd.
I don't take life that seriously, and I don't understand why so many people do. No one has ever made it out alive.
I'm an agnostic atheist, but I will respect your religion as long as you don't try to force it down my throat.
If you read all of that, then you deserve a medal.
If you want to compliment my sexiness or argue with anything I said, feel free to message me :)

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Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML

#21074608
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45086) - you deserved it (3651)

On 03/01/2014 at 1:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

#21074219
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42196) - you deserved it (19698)

On 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

#20521872
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55073) - you deserved it (4423) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

#20518830
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25264) - you deserved it (43097)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML

#20517185
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (7245)

On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

#20507167
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12864) - you deserved it (40403)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

#20482313
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36834) - you deserved it (2409)

On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

#20468389
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25383) - you deserved it (3548)

On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

#20467584
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45862) - you deserved it (7266)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:20am - intimacy - by tingles (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML

#20445879
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (6690)

On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

#20443608
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10256) - you deserved it (38434)

On 01/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

#20441551
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25751) - you deserved it (5212)

On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

#20433852
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45284) - you deserved it (2843)

On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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