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Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48363) - you deserved it (3519)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28198) - you deserved it (3693)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (6777)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (2972)

On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13121) - you deserved it (42641)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML

#18070984
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (19074)

On 10/25/2011 at 8:42am - love - by birgz (woman) -

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28860) - you deserved it (3017)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

#18069219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27480) - you deserved it (1863)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

#18067160
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22082) - you deserved it (2966)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by anonymous - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

#18067100
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23185) - you deserved it (3055)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

#18061589
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14859) - you deserved it (46050)

On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML

#18054599
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (4058)

On 10/23/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by fuglyphotographer (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32440) - you deserved it (4009)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41325) - you deserved it (19101)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10980) - you deserved it (37458)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)



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