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About TeenieRee_2032 : I am who I am.
I like what I like.
I do what I do.
Feel informed now? :)
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015