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TeenieRee_2032

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TeenieRee_2032

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TeenieRee_2032 : I am who I am.
I like what I like.
I do what I do.

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Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML

#20625530
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52501) - you deserved it (3340)

On 04/27/2013 at 4:23pm - health - by stuckwithafamilyofcunts (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

#14112923
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (15381)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68097) - you deserved it (4965)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49076) - you deserved it (26716)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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