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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11778
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was driving back ome wit my mom wen we saw two squirrels aving sex in te road. I told er to just onk te orn. Se said tat I was being selfis, tat sex is a beautiful ting, and tat we sould let tem finis. We sat tere for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (5812)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went over to a guy's ouse for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me tat I reminded im of is dead ferret. Distraugt, e terefully sowed me er ases. real FML

#16271317
134 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (20303)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13145) - you deserved it (63909)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today.. . I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup . A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said.. . "Are u crying cuz your ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43437) - you deserved it (5450) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I Lockd Myself In The Bathroom And Startd Spanking The Ferret. I Startd To Get Really Into It When Mah Dad Startd Pounding On The Door And Yelld, "Son, That's Great Staying Power, But Can You Finish Up Already?" Real FML

#16068047
150 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

yastarday ta only parson wo wisd ma a appy brtday is ta policaman wo cackd my idantity card for baing "suspiciously gangstar-lika". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33969) - you deserved it (5237)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45040) - you deserved it (4817)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, mah girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice an tight 4 her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65662) - you deserved it (7389)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13409) - you deserved it (39675)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (9721)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, ONE OF MY REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS CHANGED FROM BEING 'FREE' TO 'QUITE BUSY' IN THE SPACE OF ONE CONVERSATION BECAUSE I SUGGESTED THAT WE HANG OUT. FML

#15870197
63 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by gutted (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I got a letter from mah mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over mah hometown before mah wedding. FML

#15866600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31544) - you deserved it (2125)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , grlfriend compard penis to an ewok from Star Wars!! She says it's short , stubby , an fuzzy!! Now she sings the Star Wars themehen we hang out!! FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44123) - you deserved it (8466)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY I REALIZED THAT POTATO CHIPS R MADE FROM POTATOES. I'M 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10972) - you deserved it (77087)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)



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