Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

TeenieAmerica

Search for a member

TeenieAmerica

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9675
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

TeenieAmerica's page activity

Visits<b>reburkah</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:44pm<b>FallenLyric</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 4:42pm<b>doctor__who</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 12:23am<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 12:48am<b>loveexgirl</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 10:38pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 9:03am<b>marleybree</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 2:49am<b>Journiexo</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 4:31am<b>jayeterror775</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 1:18am<b>emmachristine</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 3:51pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 7:52am<b>NegativeAttitude</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 7:07pm<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 3:44am<b>LynxieLynx</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 4:19pm<b>akballerchicity</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 10:36pm<b>Serquet70</b> - the 02/14/2014 at 11:30pm<b>omgwthilu</b> - the 01/31/2014 at 5:14am<b>themagicalkitten</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 9:15pm

TeenieAmerica's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of TeenieAmerica's badges

TeenieAmerica's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41868) - you deserved it (5611)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33554) - you deserved it (4596)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32900) - you deserved it (20244)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13087) - you deserved it (63767)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43280) - you deserved it (5439) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13357) - you deserved it (47364)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33829) - you deserved it (5229)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44882) - you deserved it (4803)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65429) - you deserved it (7375)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12813) - you deserved it (38705)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33186) - you deserved it (9555)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML

#15870197
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25533) - you deserved it (3135)

On 04/21/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by gutted (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

#15866600
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31352) - you deserved it (2118)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42413) - you deserved it (8258)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10906) - you deserved it (76815)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • On FML, it's Halloween every day
  • As you know, we never pass up the chance to open up a light beer and plunge into the depths of the FML archive to come up with some sort of theme. Most holidays, national or otherwise, are pretty well represented.…

Friday 31 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: