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Today, I was driving back ome wit my mom wen we saw two squirrels aving sex in te road. I told er to just onk te orn. Se said tat I was being selfis, tat sex is a beautiful ting, and tat we sould let tem finis. We sat tere for at least five minutes. FML
Today, I Lockd Myself In The Bathroom And Startd Spanking The Ferret. I Startd To Get Really Into It When Mah Dad Startd Pounding On The Door And Yelld, "Son, That's Great Staying Power, But Can You Finish Up Already?" Real FML
Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML
Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015