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TeenieAmerica
  • Town/Country : Asheville NC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 5104
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
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I agree, your life sucks (34829) - you deserved it (5497)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
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I agree, your life sucks (22401) - you deserved it (6923)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44720) - you deserved it (6080)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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