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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 46917
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TeenTiger : I am insane, it is part of my charm.
Some may say I am an asshole but I am okay with it. Which seems is going to get me banned :(

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Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65325) - you deserved it (10930)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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