I am insane, it is part of my charm.
Some may say I am an asshole but I am okay with it. Which seems is going to get me banned :(
Aim: CrazyFreeTiger
Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
I agree, your life sucks (56567) - you totally deserved it (4369)
On 04/19/2009 at 10:09pm - health - by Litterbox (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43746) - you totally deserved it (6005)
On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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