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Tech_Sting
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 756
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Hey what's up, I'm Lexi, (:

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Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5499) - you deserved it (25420)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a very good platonic friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said 'Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!' When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said 'You've made me the happiest man alive' as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185 (368)

I agree, your life sucks (19462) - you deserved it (71266)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

#4204058 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (14555) - you deserved it (33318)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names she thought of, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087 (417)

I agree, your life sucks (56821) - you deserved it (11485)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML

#2459150 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (16511) - you deserved it (55082)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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