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Hey what's up, I'm Lexi, (:
Oh, lets seeeeeeeeeeeee... My favorite color is green. My least would be pink. I am a movie junkie, I am addicted. I love honest people even if the comment completely sucks.
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Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
Friday 5 February 2016