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Today, I took my iPhone to the Apple store to get an answer as to why the touch screen wasn't working properly. The extremely attractive customer service rep told me I just had to clean off the layer of boogers caked onto the screen and keep my fingers out of my nose from now on. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 2:56pm - misc - by Nark (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by freshman15 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Busted (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 5:03pm - kids - by holy (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 6:05am - money - by Pissed (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Half way through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 12:26am - health - by 20lbknockout (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming "I meant it!" FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Geez (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)
Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Joe (man) - Cambodia (Phnum Penh)
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