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Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 9:18am - love - by gassy - United States

Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML


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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML


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On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML


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On 07/12/2012 at 2:03am - love - by anidiotskeeper (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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