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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1149
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TdotMaria : So I've been around FML for a while just lurking in the shadows chuckling at others misfortune but don't get me wrong I've had a few FMLs myself... I've been bit by a squirrel and taken to A&E - but I'm not ready to talk about that yet and still have the craving for nuts.

On a side note I'm 21, from London and not a bad person so I wouldn't mind a message every now and then.

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TdotMaria's favorite FMLs

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (8002)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38810) - you deserved it (5257)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

#18159887
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13038) - you deserved it (32415)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

#18145802
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22977) - you deserved it (5109)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28861) - you deserved it (3017)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35392) - you deserved it (4979)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

#17762690
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9625) - you deserved it (35667)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23374) - you deserved it (3470)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28727) - you deserved it (12048)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28727) - you deserved it (12048)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25334) - you deserved it (2821)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

#17490024
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20677) - you deserved it (9881)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm - work - by secret dancer (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (3114)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (2681)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54510) - you deserved it (9314)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)



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