About Tdotmaria
So I've been around FML for a while just lurking in the shadows chuckling at others misfortune but don't get me wrong I've had a few FMLs myself... I've been bit by a squirrel and taken to A&E - but I'm not ready to talk about that yet and still have the craving for nuts. On a side note I'm 22, from London and not a bad person so I wouldn't mind a message every now and then.
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Tdotmaria's favorite FMLs

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

By JLoistheBomb - / Wednesday 11 February 2009 00:01 / United States

Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 12 June 2014 00:00 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML

By ldrik1 - / Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:36 / United States - Syracuse

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML

By unashamed / Thursday 5 June 2014 08:11 / Australia - Ipswich

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

By wendtinmypants - / Saturday 31 May 2014 15:05 / United States - Omaha