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TayTay1991
  • Town/Country : Victoria, Texas, U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TayTay1991 : ♡ alright hhmmm .. im a blonde & i have green eyes & im 5"2 & im very out going & im not afraid to be myself so i guess you could say, im not fake. ive been told im very easy to talk to ;) ♡

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Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5125) - you deserved it (19808)

On 12/15/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by wjones (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous, so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked, began staring at a hot blonde in the front, and got hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10337) - you deserved it (36149)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by SOdamnNervous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

#1446 (23)

I agree, your life sucks (8144) - you deserved it (2314)

On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)



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