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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (66271) - you deserved it (663927)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (141378) - you deserved it (11230)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:08am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (821263) - you deserved it (90017)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51597) - you deserved it (9591)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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