Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

TaiReiSi

Online | Search for a member

TaiReiSi

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

TaiReiSi's page activity

Visits<b>CarlyMarDry</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 10:18am<b>chiefsmalls</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 12:16am<b>haddiej</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 10:34am<b>hxnnxh</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 6:50pm<b>driftlobster</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 5:54am<b>HedgeSquid</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 12:31pm<b>jml7999</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 11:44pm<b>Rebecca4826</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 5:23pm<b>agj1959</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 2:58pm<b>odod777</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 5:01am<b>ilovepinkrhinos</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 3:07pm<b>wildcats909</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 9:19am<b>SpiderInsomniac</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 12:56pm<b>forevralone</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 6:11am<b>VentiAnemoi</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 5:26am<b>ilikeirony</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 3:40am<b>AllSighs</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 11:20pm<b>marzipanimal</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 11:02pm

TaiReiSi's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of TaiReiSi's badges

TaiReiSi's favorite FMLs

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57082) - you deserved it (3375)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

#20902425
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44313) - you deserved it (3266)

On 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML

#20887080
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48112) - you deserved it (3038)

On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

#20806438
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54962) - you deserved it (4238)

On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: