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Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21989) - you deserved it (3537)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13123) - you deserved it (23544)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51059) - you deserved it (3231)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
129 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
282 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31489) - you deserved it (4251)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

#19663287
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34301) - you deserved it (4021)

On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having dinner with my college friends to celebrate the end of our first year. I said really great things about them as individuals. The only thing they had to say to me was, "Thanks for being the token black friend." FML

#19624704
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22668) - you deserved it (2698)

On 05/14/2012 at 10:23pm - misc - by foreverbrown (man) - United States

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36155) - you deserved it (2334) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML

#19541511
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (1936)

On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

#19536972
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24586) - you deserved it (4271)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
162 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

#19517989
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29912) - you deserved it (5483)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)



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