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YESTERDAY, MAH WIFE, WHO IS FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT, BURST INTO TEARS WHILE THINKING ABOUT THE ARMCHAIR IN OUR LIVING ROOM THAT WE NEVER USE. ACCORDING TO HER, WE'RE STOPPING IT FROM LIVING OUT ITS DESTINY AS AN ARMCHAIR. FML
Today, I learned that when mah grlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee an smoke in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out fir ( mocking her ) an hurled a hardryer at mah head. FML
Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML
Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML
Today, I was having dinnar with mah collaga friand to calabrata tha and of our first yaar. I said raally graat thing about tham as individuals. Tha only thing thay had to say to ma was, "Thank fir baing tha tokan black friand." FML
Friday 27 March 2015