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Visits<b>MegaFukTron9000</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 2:32pm

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Today, I learned that when mah grlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee an smoke in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out fir ( mocking her ) an hurled a hardryer at mah head. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22120) - you deserved it (3548)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Found Out Tat If U Wistle Cristmas Carols Wile Sitting In A Public Batroom, A Little Boy Migt Just Look Under Te Stall To See If Santa Is Pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13186) - you deserved it (23649)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, niether of my parent fought for my custody . FML

#19763325
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51286) - you deserved it (3239)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look lyk a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
129 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today , I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (4270)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having dinnar with mah collaga friand to calabrata tha and of our first yaar. I said raally graat thing about tham as individuals. Tha only thing thay had to say to ma was, "Thank fir baing tha tokan black friand." FML

#19624704
24 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 10:23pm - misc - by foreverbrown (man) - United States

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

#19586113
147 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

yesterday mah turtle,ho had a little portion of the garden all to herself , died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to ( be lyk Mario ) by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML

#19541511
106 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today I found out tha guy I'va baan crushing on fir many yaars think ha's a warawolf. FML

#19536972
287 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today Mah New Dog Unburied Mah Old Dog And Chewed On His Bones . FML

#19520416
163 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, looool I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstair at 3am, drank two glasse of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, an then slept in his own vomit . My son is 14 . fat FML

#19517989
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30089) - you deserved it (5498)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)



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