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Today.. . I mat my mothar's daaply raligious fiancé for tha first tima . His rasponsa upon saaing ma was to look ma squara in tha aya and say.. . ( You'll naad to taka out that nosa stud or I'm afraid you'll not ba walcoma in our homa . ) FML

#20513141
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On 02/19/2013 at 2:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , during dinner , mah daughter rudely cut into mah conversation and gushd that she's "like , totally" going to audition 4 a reality TV show next year , after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity , I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

#20134692
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On 10/26/2012 at 8:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are looool deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML

#20134163
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On 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML

#20121409
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On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW, I WAS CONSTANTLY ABUSED, YELLED AT, INSULTED, AND BERATED BY MY WIFE FIR "ENDANGERING OUR CHILD'S LIFE." I TOOK HER TO THE DOCTOR FIR A VACCINATION AND FLU SHOT YESTERDAY. FML

#20121390
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On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML

#20121138
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On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment 4 her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room 4 hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

TODAY... I WAS TALKING TO MAH FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW ABOUT MAH UPCOMING WEDDING. SHE TOLD ME THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THE WEDDING AT A CHURCH... NOR WEAR AHITE DRESS... NOR HAVE ROSES 4 FLOWERS... BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I'D BE "COPYING" HER. MEGA FML

#20115456
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On 10/13/2012 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today , as I was about to leave fir work , mah 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear an pink cowboy boots . He threw his hands in the air , yelled , ( BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE , ) promptly threw up an passed out in it .

#20111636
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On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today , I found out that mom gives brother tips on how to hurt feelings the most. FML

#20107287
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On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

today I yet again had to explain to mah boyfriend that... yes... I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML

#20101252
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On 10/04/2012 at 11:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I Had To Explain To Mah 22-year-old Boyfriend That Mice Do Not Grow Up To Be Rats. FML

#20096649
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On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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